First, be beautiful. Or be a prince.
Nigerian will do, but so will Swiss.
Invent a kingdom, or a shipping firm—
the point is wealth that's stuck and needs a kiss.
Never ask for much at first. Be coy.
Request a gift card. Twenty bucks. For gas.
Establish trust. Become the perfect boy.
The big ask comes when small asks always pass.
Compliment relentlessly. Their eyes,
their wisdom, how they get you like no other.
Fall in love by Tuesday. By surprise,
your wallet's sick, your laptop needs a mother.
Urgency is key. The wire must clear
by Thursday or the orphans lose the farm.
The embassy. The hospital. The fear
that you'll be seen as someone who'd do harm.
And if they pause? If doubt creeps in at last?
Send voice notes. Crying helps. Be terrified.
Say "I've never asked for help this fast—
you're all I have." Watch scepticism slide.
The genius isn't greed. It's being alone.
The tool is not the lie. It's silent nights.
Someone somewhere aching to the bone
would rather burn than live without the lights.
Better a fool than forgotten.
Better bleed than never be the one
somebody needs. The truth is rotten:
the scam was closer to the sun.
Take the money. Pack. And go.
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